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sonjajadeAlright, so I've been sitting in bed most of the day fighting against my queasiness and trying to keep my feet propped up because they are already swelling kinda bad. The TV doesn't work in here so I've been reading lots of fan fics on my blackberry. (and spending some time with my "little friend" while zoning out on Pink Floyd)
So I've been reading lots of Mir/San, Mir/Kag and plain old Mir smut. (no yaoi though, that's just wrong and several different levels for me.)
Then I decided to get up and watch some of the old episodes, like the two parter where he eventually asks Sango to marry him, and the one where this girl tells her intended that Miroku took her virginity and Sango almost breaks off their engagement... I am completely taken with houshi-sama and his voice (which his Japanese and English voice actors sound ALOT alike) and his lecherous actions.... Gods, I would love to find myself being asked to bear his child. It's bad when I've had dreams about him, and can imagine what his hands would feel like, how his robes feel, how his hair feels in my fingers, what his beads feel like... >shivers< Miroku, I know you're not real, and I know you'd never look twice at a fatty like me, but know you bring this fangirl immense happiness and endless scenarios with which to fill her own smutty stories with.
So I've been reading lots of Mir/San, Mir/Kag and plain old Mir smut. (no yaoi though, that's just wrong and several different levels for me.)
Then I decided to get up and watch some of the old episodes, like the two parter where he eventually asks Sango to marry him, and the one where this girl tells her intended that Miroku took her virginity and Sango almost breaks off their engagement... I am completely taken with houshi-sama and his voice (which his Japanese and English voice actors sound ALOT alike) and his lecherous actions.... Gods, I would love to find myself being asked to bear his child. It's bad when I've had dreams about him, and can imagine what his hands would feel like, how his robes feel, how his hair feels in my fingers, what his beads feel like... >shivers< Miroku, I know you're not real, and I know you'd never look twice at a fatty like me, but know you bring this fangirl immense happiness and endless scenarios with which to fill her own smutty stories with.
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Date: November 25th, 2009 01:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: November 25th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC)He's slimy, underhanded, sneaky, arrogant, untrustworthy, an abusive monster and no better than the dog turds in my yard...
But he is HAWT. I hate him with everything in me, but he is physically *beautiful* and his voices (I think I like his Japanese voice better) are soooo awesome. But I still hate him. The only fics I've read with him in them have been yours, but that's because I like your writing and have read all your stories, even the ones with him in it, just to see how you'd portray him.
Now Sesshy on the other hand... You can have Kagura and I'll handle him, deal?
And the whole Naraku thing is weird because I am known for really liking the bad guys. For example, I'm a HUGE Star Wars fan, and my favorite characters are Darth Vader and the Emperor. Sess is a lot like DV and Naraku is a lot like the Emperor, but I just can't like Naraku. But even as much as I hate him I'd read a Naraku fic before any Miroku yaoi fic, THAT IS WRONG. You can't tell me our womanizing lecher would EVER find himself in any kind of yaoi situation, I don't care if he's pitching or catching, it just WOULD NOT HAPPEN. Now a threesome with another guy and a girl, yes; but there would be no touching of said guy.
>climbs off soapbox< sorry bout that. I get a little passionate about houshi-sama.
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Date: November 25th, 2009 09:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: November 25th, 2009 09:25 pm (UTC)>rambling again< sorry :P
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Date: November 26th, 2009 06:29 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: November 26th, 2009 07:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: November 26th, 2009 07:29 am (UTC)*Mir* What!? How could she possibly think that? *he says as lecherous hand finds its way to muh bottom*
*SJ* That's what I said! I mean, you're just too into the ladies ya know? *suspiciously wonders how her bra got unhooked*
*Mir* Well you tell her for me how NOT gay I am, alright? *SJ notices they are both NEKKID*
*SJ* Umm, what do you want me to say?
*Mir* Give her all the sweaty details of what I'm about to do to you, that oughtta prove it!
Rofl half asleep typing on blackberry is TOTES FUN
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Date: November 26th, 2009 11:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: November 26th, 2009 02:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: November 26th, 2009 04:04 pm (UTC)Probably the last you'll see of me for a while. Until next time, SJ. :) Eat lots of turkey and take her easy!
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Date: November 26th, 2009 05:40 pm (UTC)What'll I do without my Jinxy!?!???
Just kiddin' happy turkey day to you guys too!
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Date: November 27th, 2009 11:59 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: November 25th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)And as for Miroku, I'm not *that* mentally disturbed! lol do people really end up like that? I always thought I was weird for crushing on animated characters (Raphael from TMNT, Gambit from X-Men) but there's no way I'd trip out and think I'm really with them in an alternate reality ROFL. Still, doesn't keep him from invading my dreams.
And I'll def. ask preggo questions if I have them between dr. visits. I appreciate the help as it is, you rock Izzi!!! *GLOMPS*
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