I'm in love with a fictional character... >groan

[sonjajade]

Alright, so I've been sitting in bed most of the day fighting against my queasiness and trying to keep my feet propped up because they are already swelling kinda bad. The TV doesn't work in here so I've been reading lots of fan fics on my blackberry. (and spending some time with my "little friend" while zoning out on Pink Floyd)

So I've been reading lots of Mir/San, Mir/Kag and plain old Mir smut. (no yaoi though, that's just wrong and several different levels for me.)

Then I decided to get up and watch some of the old episodes, like the two parter where he eventually asks Sango to marry him, and the one where this girl tells her intended that Miroku took her virginity and Sango almost breaks off their engagement... I am completely taken with houshi-sama and his voice (which his Japanese and English voice actors sound ALOT alike) and his lecherous actions.... Gods, I would love to find myself being asked to bear his child. It's bad when I've had dreams about him, and can imagine what his hands would feel like, how his robes feel, how his hair feels in my fingers, what his beads feel like... >shivers< Miroku, I know you're not real, and I know you'd never look twice at a fatty like me, but know you bring this fangirl immense happiness and endless scenarios with which to fill her own smutty stories with.

Comments

[jinxy-sama.livejournal.com]

Face it, SJ. He's GAY! X3 At least in some small part... well, maybe small isn't the right word, but... some part of him, deep inside, is at least a little bit gay, in that story anyway. Just like we're all a little gay, I guess, if you go by the theory everyone is bi. I'm more gay than some, though. 75% by my estimation. :D

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

*SJ* Hey Miroku, my friend Jinxy says you're gay!

*Mir* What!? How could she possibly think that? *he says as lecherous hand finds its way to muh bottom*

*SJ* That's what I said! I mean, you're just too into the ladies ya know? *suspiciously wonders how her bra got unhooked*

*Mir* Well you tell her for me how NOT gay I am, alright? *SJ notices they are both NEKKID*

*SJ* Umm, what do you want me to say?

*Mir* Give her all the sweaty details of what I'm about to do to you, that oughtta prove it!

Rofl half asleep typing on blackberry is TOTES FUN

[jinxy-sama.livejournal.com]

LOL, well, from a canon perspective, there is no man straighter... unless you go by that whole 'methinks he doth protest too much' mentality. XD Then he and Inu are gay, gay as the day is long. No, but, seriously. X3 OOC or no, I see nothing wrong with exploring other depths and possibilities of relationships in the safety of a fanfiction environment. :D Random RP is where it's at, though... ME NEXT! *Back to the kitchen for cheese and sexy scenarios*

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised you don't have any Kagura yuri... Someone I always thought would be completely bi or gay is Sango. Maybe that's why she isn't as responsive to houshi-sama's advances as any other female he seduces.

[jinxy-sama.livejournal.com]

Technically, I sort of do if you count that abomination I wrote with Nar, Kik and Kagu. *shakes head* Can barely stomach it now. I like to think Sess/Kagura is a little yuri-ish... Sess is pretty like a girl and Kagura is obviously into that. Well, she is in my stories anyway. XD

Probably the last you'll see of me for a while. Until next time, SJ. :) Eat lots of turkey and take her easy!

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

WAAAAAAAHH!!!!
What'll I do without my Jinxy!?!???

Just kiddin' happy turkey day to you guys too!

[jinxy-sama.livejournal.com]

Awww, you're sweet. :) Ja, we didn't celebrate Thanksgiving or eat turkey. To Hell with the glorification of the white man's raping of a land that belonged to no one, because land really does belong to no one but the Earth. Ooh, that reminds me. O.O Can't forget the Hell arc is coming up tomorrow night. Sure hope I can sneak on long enough to give Sessmom a good gander. Saw your new icon, btw. :D Very pretteh. Anyway, I'm off my soapbox now. Sorry, that Cherokee blood begins to boil at the slightest things. @_@ Not sure what happens.

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

Personally, I think the holiday only exists to open the christmas shopping season and so groceries can jack up the cost of food for a week during a time when people need money to heat thei house more than to be 'thankful' for one day out of the year. And having both Cherokee and Cree (a Canadian tribe that was sent south by the French when they had their own version of the trail of tears) blood in my family does make me a little ill. I was so happy when sirius played "Run to the Hills" yesterday. It's about the way the native americans were treated.