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sonjajadeBLOOD + (manga-verse): complete crack!fic
Riku comes back from his night with Diva with Carl, and when Louis, David, and Kai all ask him where he's been and where he went, he tells them about how Diva did something to him that felt GREAT!! They ask him what it was and he says he doesn't know but starts describing their night of wild sex. (Come on he's like 7, he might know that babies don't come from the stork but I doubt he knows anything about sex...)
And he says OMG I don't know why she wanted to put my penis in her mouth but OMG IT FELT SO GOOD!!! Has anyone ever done that to YOU, KAI??? And then when it swelled up and got real big and hard, she put her girl place on it, sat in my lap and bounced up and down and made me touch her boobs, and OMG I dunno what happened but stuff came out and went inside her! and stuff came out of her and got all over my sack, and OMG IT FELT AMAZING!!! Have you ever heard of such a thing!??
*awkward silence, Kai's so beet red he can't even speak* Riku, that's called sex. That's how babies are made...
OH!!! I guess you guys haven't had sex before because you don't have any kids.
Louis- Wait, you can do it and NOT make babies-
WAIT I'm gonna be a daddy??? OMG I bet I'll be the youngest dad EVAR!!! Wait... why did Diva choose ME?
**Because for Diva to have babies she has to... have sex... with one of Saya's chevaliers
OH, I bet Haji didn't do it because he hates Diva and loves Saya. Do you think Saya and Haji have sex?
*RED FACES AROUND THE ROOM*
I bet they do, it feels like something you'd want to do with someone you love.
XDDDDDDD I'd write it myself but I'm swamped!
Riku comes back from his night with Diva with Carl, and when Louis, David, and Kai all ask him where he's been and where he went, he tells them about how Diva did something to him that felt GREAT!! They ask him what it was and he says he doesn't know but starts describing their night of wild sex. (Come on he's like 7, he might know that babies don't come from the stork but I doubt he knows anything about sex...)
And he says OMG I don't know why she wanted to put my penis in her mouth but OMG IT FELT SO GOOD!!! Has anyone ever done that to YOU, KAI??? And then when it swelled up and got real big and hard, she put her girl place on it, sat in my lap and bounced up and down and made me touch her boobs, and OMG I dunno what happened but stuff came out and went inside her! and stuff came out of her and got all over my sack, and OMG IT FELT AMAZING!!! Have you ever heard of such a thing!??
*awkward silence, Kai's so beet red he can't even speak* Riku, that's called sex. That's how babies are made...
OH!!! I guess you guys haven't had sex before because you don't have any kids.
Louis- Wait, you can do it and NOT make babies-
WAIT I'm gonna be a daddy??? OMG I bet I'll be the youngest dad EVAR!!! Wait... why did Diva choose ME?
**Because for Diva to have babies she has to... have sex... with one of Saya's chevaliers
OH, I bet Haji didn't do it because he hates Diva and loves Saya. Do you think Saya and Haji have sex?
*RED FACES AROUND THE ROOM*
I bet they do, it feels like something you'd want to do with someone you love.
XDDDDDDD I'd write it myself but I'm swamped!
