I never thought I'd say this... I'M PUPPED.

[sonjajade]

So I went down to Planned Parenthood because I was going to get put back on birth control pills because my face looks like I'm 13, all broke out and pizza-fied... totally gross.  the nurse that's taking my blood pressure says I gotta pee in a cup because if I'm pregnant I can't get back on the pills.  So I pee in the cup and think to myself, "Watch, the one time I don't want to be knocked up I will be."  And of course this is what Karma dictated should be.  I thought I would fall out of my chair.  I will be due sometime around the 4th of July (my favorite holiday!!)

It's still sinking in....  I still can't believe it. 

I'm gonna be a freakin' momma!

Comments

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

hugs to you Jinx, I can only imagine what kinda hell must've went down for you to pick up and move to NY. Thank goodness for Izz and her big ole heart to take you in with her.

[jinxy-sama.livejournal.com]

*raises invisible glass* I'll drink to that. I have to admit, I get a little homesick now and again; Autumn just isn't the same up here as it was in Ohio. And, as crazy and fucked up as they all are (particularly my mother, whose batshittery has yet to be matched by any random wanker @_@), I miss my family and the way it used to be when were all... well... a family. But, as I'm sure you too will come to realize if you haven't already, everything happens for a reason and what don't kill ya makes you stronger. And I'll sure as hell drink to that, too. Cheers, ta. *tink* Just make sure yours is grape juice. :)

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

"Everything happens for a reason and what don't kill ya makes you stronger."

>slugs back shot of grape juice and smiles<

Amen Jinx.

[jinxy-sama.livejournal.com]

Amen.