decisions, decisions...

[sonjajade]

I got this card in the mail from adam and eve saying I'd been added to their free list.  Free sounds great, especially from an adult store.  The details say that all I have to do is place a $17 order and I get tons of free porn stuff.  Here's the rundown of my free gifts:

• 3 dvds


• a pocket pussy (that I would give to my roommate and watch him turn 50 shades of red)


• square bullet vibe


• super cock ring


• 2 different lubes, one warms as you use it, the other is just thin and light


• rock hard pill sample


• anal beads

$136.47 value!  Problem is, what do I buy in order to unlock all this stuff (that I will probably end up giving most of away)?  The glass dildos are more expensive than I want to spend money on, and I'm not sure I'd like one of those clit sucker thingies.  Maybe nipple toys?  I just don't know.  Any suggestions would be helpful.


Hey to my yaoi fangirl friends- look what I found on tumblr!

Kimblee and Isaac McDougal!  And FUCK why didn't anyone remind me how damn hot McDougal is??? Maybe it's the cigarette, it usually is.  that and those Isvhal uniform spats. hnnng leave the uniform on, baby!! (I just noticed his yaoi hand syndrome XDDDDDDD)

Now that I've gone and slutted up the place, I think I'll go take a cold shower and go to bed XD

Comments

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

side note - their vibes tend to break, just saying (or maybe I'm just rough on the toys) I do wish they had more female oriented freebies


I like that art. Kimbley looks delicious

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

The one thing I have from them is like a triple vibrator, and it's okay, not my favorite thing because the clit part and the anal teaser don't all quite line up right when the shaft is inserted. I was thinking maybe a rabbit style that I'd have a little more control over, but if it's just going to break then wtf do I get? Sammy suggests a butt plug, which I don't have. And you're right, they should have a male or female package to choose from.

Kimblee is certainly delicious!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

the rabbit is one of their better buys


yes he is. I should icon that (well if I could icon that is)

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

I'll look and see what I can afford then. Wish I could help with that icon thing. Not good enough for this project I'm afraid (I tried, it was awful D:)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

aw. yeah I suck at it so....