TITLE: Please Pass the Salt
AUTHOR: Sonja Jade
CHARACTER(S): Roy/Riza
RATING: NC-17
WORD COUNT: 2,048
WARNINGS: Kitchen sex, object insertion, analingus, object assisted double penetration.
SUMMARY: After a long week at the office, Roy and Riza decide how to spend their weekend. Domesticity!
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missyquill !!! Hope this doesn’t disappoint! Big thanks to my most awesome beta bay115 . Total POV train wreck, thanks for all your help!
And you're going to need to see this pic (work safe) in order to understand a little plot point later on ::evil grin::
***I don’t own the series Fullmetal Alchemist or the characters within***
( Put that knife down... )
TITLE: In the Purple Haze of Dawn
AUTHOR: Sonja Jade
WORD COUNT: 2,793
CHARACTER(S): Braeda/Christmas
SUMMARY: He’d never asked her for any details regarding her ‘professional’ life, now he’s wondering why she’s asking questions about his history.
RATING/WARNINGS: NC17, total smutfest middle-end. Sorta waffy smut though.
DEDICATED TO missyquill , WHO WILL PROBABLY PROPOSE TO ME AGAIN AFTER READING THIS XD
*** I don’t own the series Fullmetal Alchemist or the characters within***
( "Please let me be the one to tell Grumman..." )
Title: The End of the Beginning
Author: Sonja Jade
Series: Brotherhood
Word Count: 770
Rating: G
Character(s): Royai!!!
Summary: before and after the Promised Day, just 2 moments to celebrate Royai day. (unbeta'd, written hastily in order to celebrate Royai day!!)
( Read more... )
TITLE: Giving Up
AUTHOR: Sonjajade
SERIES: Fullmetal Alchemist, any version
WORD COUNT: 2,068
RATING: NC17
CHARACTERS: Roy/Elysia
WARNINGS: LOLICON, penetration of a 13 yr old girl by a grown man
SUMMARY: “Let me show you what I learned in school today, Uncle Roy…”
A/N: Written as a ‘conversion’ piece for a friend I'm not sure wants to be named, and also to fufill a request by my darling ravyn_skye. I hope this doesn’t disappoint! (UNBETA’D, FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME ON STUFF) Kind of a Lolita remix.
( "What the hell's gotten into you!?" )
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fma_fic_contest entry "Space Cadet Blues". Here's the fic in case you missed it!Title: Space Cadet Blues (Or, Children Sell the Darndest Things!)
Author: Sonja Jade
Series: Brotherhood
Word Count: 997
Rating: T
Character(s): Ed, Ling, Roy, Braeda, Havoc
Summary: Kimblee’s weirdness is just too much for the Tres Amigos. Goes with the Answer That! stoner series seatbeltdrivein has been writing and I’ve been illustrating.
Warnings: Language, drug use/sale, a little racist (but not in a mean way, and Ling says the things himself)
Author's Notes: I have no excuse for this other than it makes me all sentimental about my youth. And I guess since SBDI started this, it must give her the same feeling XD
( It's um.. Bob. I'm here uh, about the uh... the dandelions. )
Was written for the prompt "Web" over at fma_fic_contest a while back, and this is the extended longer version.
WARNINGS: LOLICON, PWP, cunnilingus, analingus, a cock ring (Al, my goodness!) and I guess just waffy smuttery; after all it IS their wedding night!
***I don’t own the series Fullmetal Alchemist or the characters within***
( "Need some help, Mrs. Elric?" )
evil_little_dog - ‘Ed/Winry (+Al, if you wanna include him), Post-108 but prior to Ed leaving - Getting used to Rezembool again’For the record, I began this prompt request 5 different times before I wrote something I didn’t think sounded stupid and had a good balance between the WAFF and the ‘adjustment’. I put a ton of work into this once it finally got rolling, and I hope that this is what you were hoping for. I’m sorry it’s so incredibly long, but once I got it up and running, I just couldn’t stop it.
Special shoutouts to my betas seatbeltdrivein (who helped me when I derailed on Ed's character at the beginning of this approach) and bay115 (who was nice enough to read this behemoth twice). I could not have completed this without y'alls help.
Title taken from the tagline of Mushi-Shi, fake cut takes you to my journal
WARNING: Really LOOOONNNNNG.
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PART 1 HERE if you missed it
Title:The Cure Lies in the Curse
Artist/Author/Gift Granter: sonjajade
Request: evil_little_dog - ‘Ed/Winry (+Al, if you wanna include him), Post-108 but prior to Ed leaving - Getting used to Rezembool again’
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Arakawa-sensei owns all, I just play Barbies with her characters.
Notes: I wanted to convey what I always assumed would happen to Ed after they get to the hospital after the Promised Day: nervous breakdown. I have based some of the technical stuff of things I have personally experienced (I actually went through EMDR treatment, and if anyone wants to know more about it, just message me), and with the help of a friend who worked for years in the state run long term mental heath facility, I’ve tried my best to make all of this as true to life as possible.
For the record, I began this prompt request 5 different times before I wrote something I didn’t think sounded stupid and had a good balance between the WAFF and the ‘adjustment’. I put a ton of work into this once it finally got rolling, and I hope that this is what you were hoping for. I’m sorry it’s so incredibly long, but once I got it up and running, I just couldn’t stop it.
Special shoutouts to my betas seatbeltdrivein (who helped me when I derailed on Ed's character at the beginning of this approach) and bay115 (who was nice enough to read this behemoth twice). I could not have completed this without y'alls help.
Title taken from the tagline of Mushi-Shi, fake cut takes you to my journal
WARNING: Really LOOOONNNNNG.
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( Fucking white coats and their goddamned condescending “know-it-all” attitudes. )
Title: This Mess is a Place
Artist/Author/Gift Granter: sonjajade
Request: seatbeltdrivein - ‘Roy/Ed - domestic stuff, it's the little things that really cause the most trouble (no angst, please !)’
Rating: PG-13 (Ed’s mouth)
Disclaimer: Arakawa-sensei owns all, I just play Barbies with her characters.
Notes: Inspired by my own love/hate relationship with my husband. Title taken from a tattoo on a fictional character name William Murderface from Adult Swim’s “Metalocalypse”.
( There was even a change in odor from the bathroom to the bedroom. It smelled worse in here. )
Title: Dear Mei…
Artist/Author/Gift Granter: sonjajade
Request: For cornerofmadness - prompt: ‘Al, post 108, his new body and his first cat thereafter.’
Rating: G/K
Disclaimer: I don’t own the series Fullmetal Alchemist or the characters within, nor do I make any money from these writings.
Notes: Wallpaper image included. Preview is under cut, view image lets you see the big picture :D This was so much fun to do, both in photoshop and in word. Hope you enjoy it :) I know Al wouldn't use emoticons in a handwritten letter, but I wasn't sure how to make them appear any other way, so hope that's alright :3
( Rambling is easy to do with you. )
TITLE: Out Too Long
AUTHOR: Sonja Jade
WORD COUNT: 1,605
GENRE: Humor/Romance
SUMMARY: Al only knows half the story, and only the grandfather clock is laughing.
WARNINGS: Sexual Innuendo out the wazoo, other than this is post canon Brotherhood/manga
***I don’t own the series Fullmetal Alchemist of the characters within***
( Wasn't it supposed to last longer than that?? )
Title: Down the Back
Word Count: 1,392
Author: Sonja Jade
Summary: Ed and Al ‘s first night together at the hospital following the Promised Day.
Warnings: none, brotherly teasing, Ed’s mouth (nothing new lol)
***I don't own the series Fullmetal Alchemist or the characters within***
( Down the Back )
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