I don't know if I should be offended or laugh my ass off XD

For those who don't know, my real life name is Jenny.  My mom actually asked if I made this ^//////////^  I said "NO!"
Mom: Well I know you're sorta proud of your... uh, talents.
SJ: Mom, just because I write smut doesn't mean I practice my fellatio skills at the dinner table, or anywhere else!
Mom: I know yo're my little girl, but let's face t, you're a grown woman now.  I'm sure yo're pretty good at this kind of thing by now.
SJ: OMG MOM WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS!?!?!?! *blushes to her hairline*
Mom: Awww, still adorablly shy about sex even at 30 ^__^

so yeah.  online I can say whatever with no shame.  When it comes to someone actually talking to me about 'stuff like that' in person or on the phone I get all shy and reserved XD