I had to share this!

[sonjajade]

missyquill is my best friend and I was telling her that I was trying to get Jeremy Inman to come to the next anime con here in Louisville, because he does the voice for Braeda and I was going to pay him to do a voicemail message for me.  Here's where our conversation went XD

Sammy: so you're going as madame again?
Jen: I have that costume and I'm making a second. It will be Kaede from InuYasha
S: awww
J: So there will be two
S: When is the con again?"
J: Sept. 20-22nd.  If Braeda's voice actor comes I will get him to give me a custom voicemail.
S: "You've reached Christmas Bar and Grill. I'm kinda busy fucking Chris in the back room at the moment, so leave a message when you hear her cum!"
J: OMG I just got the biggest lady boner XD Like seriously I'm gonna swoon!
S: Message 1: "Hi Mamaw, what's 'cum' and why does mommy get mad when I ask her? Daddy just laughs and tells her she seems to like it fine when he makes her. I'm confused, love you lots like jello tots, Lily. PS say hi to Papaw for me"
J: OH the muses in my head are whirring!! lol If I didn't have a sick baby in my lap I'd be typing right now!
S: message 2: "Really MAdame, must Capt. Braeda resort to such vulgarities? It can't be good for clientele, I wager. I'll be coming over to drop Lily shortly. One child is so much work, I can't believe I'm having another. Riza"
J: LOLOLOL
S: Message 3: "Oi, Mr. Madame, you want to get off her for a second and talk business? We got those weapon dealers from Drachma and they made less noise than you two in that public toilet. Gone to repark the car my ass, everyone knew where you were and what you were doing! Madelyn and I are on our way back with the guns, try to finish up by then! Vanessa"
S: Message 4: "AHHHHHHHH!!!!! REMIND ME TO ONLY EVER WRITE TO YOU PEOPLE - Ed"
J: POOR ED!!! Lol!
S: Message 5:"Mind if Sciezka and I join you two in the back? Jean"
J: OMG this is hilarious!