I don't know if I should be offended or laugh my ass off XD

[sonjajade]

For those who don't know, my real life name is Jenny.  My mom actually asked if I made this ^//////////^  I said "NO!"
Mom: Well I know you're sorta proud of your... uh, talents.
SJ: Mom, just because I write smut doesn't mean I practice my fellatio skills at the dinner table, or anywhere else!
Mom: I know yo're my little girl, but let's face t, you're a grown woman now.  I'm sure yo're pretty good at this kind of thing by now.
SJ: OMG MOM WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS!?!?!?! *blushes to her hairline*
Mom: Awww, still adorablly shy about sex even at 30 ^__^

so yeah.  online I can say whatever with no shame.  When it comes to someone actually talking to me about 'stuff like that' in person or on the phone I get all shy and reserved XD 

Comments

[bay115.livejournal.com]

LOL Mothers always do know how to make their daughters blush. :P

[gigglz2k7.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. Gosh. You are soo adorable!
...But I'm the same way! Um, when it comes to TALKING about this stuffs out loud! Err, uhh, ok I'm stopping now while I'm wayy behind >///<
Your ma is adorable too XD
*hugglz*

Luv,
GiggLz.

[binaryalchemist.livejournal.com]

My mother would have slit her own throat before discussing my sex life--she did admit to me after I was married that she never had an orgasm in her entire life. If she were alive I'd buy her a really good vibe and tell her "it's never too late!" Your mom sounds very cool indeed!

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

but don't you love it when you can make your mother blush? I managed to do that once when I told her about double penetration between my husband and a toy XD

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

lol mom just really knows me is all XDDD

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

awww, how awful! My grandmother once told me the same thing and I felt sad for her as well. I guess we've only recently come into a period where women are encouraged to find enjoyment in sex.

[bay115.livejournal.com]

Don't think I ever made my mother blush (maybe in a few years, lol), but haha that's awesome. XD