decisions, decisions...

[sonjajade]

I got this card in the mail from adam and eve saying I'd been added to their free list.  Free sounds great, especially from an adult store.  The details say that all I have to do is place a $17 order and I get tons of free porn stuff.  Here's the rundown of my free gifts:

• 3 dvds


• a pocket pussy (that I would give to my roommate and watch him turn 50 shades of red)


• square bullet vibe


• super cock ring


• 2 different lubes, one warms as you use it, the other is just thin and light


• rock hard pill sample


• anal beads

$136.47 value!  Problem is, what do I buy in order to unlock all this stuff (that I will probably end up giving most of away)?  The glass dildos are more expensive than I want to spend money on, and I'm not sure I'd like one of those clit sucker thingies.  Maybe nipple toys?  I just don't know.  Any suggestions would be helpful.


Hey to my yaoi fangirl friends- look what I found on tumblr!

Kimblee and Isaac McDougal!  And FUCK why didn't anyone remind me how damn hot McDougal is??? Maybe it's the cigarette, it usually is.  that and those Isvhal uniform spats. hnnng leave the uniform on, baby!! (I just noticed his yaoi hand syndrome XDDDDDDD)

Now that I've gone and slutted up the place, I think I'll go take a cold shower and go to bed XD

Comments

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

what are your thoughts on ben wa balls? They sound pretty interesting, and only $25 for a string of 4

[enemytosleep]

if you like tease and building tension they could be fun. I have been thinking about sex all afternoon/evening because of you. XD should go take care of business.

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

when I read this I facepalmed and started laughing, and though you couldn't hear me, I said "I'm so sorry!!!"

Indeed, go take care of business!!

[enemytosleep]

*sings* Taking care of business (worknig overtime).

[sonjajade.livejournal.com]

*D I E S*