sonjajade: (shin and whitey)
On tumblr a few months back, there was a meme going around that the anime fans picked up from the Japanese kids called the "pregnancy meme".  Apparently some anime show had a pregnancy test in it and someone used photoshop to isolate the test and they laid that image over top of a whole lot of other characters.  Of course I made a contribution to this madness.  I wanted to share them for shits and grins!

so much lol-ing ahead )

Got any requests? I still have the template!
sonjajade: (shin eating)
stray dog logo
So I decided first I needed a clear, clean logo that I could print out and paste onto a bottle.  It's not exactly the same, but I got it as close as I could while also trying to make it a little more realistic.  For example, I couldn't make out what was on the wax seal, so I put that hour glass, mostly because I was thinking how much of a waste of time this whole project was, but also because people often drink to slow time down or speed time up.  Anyway, now I'm trying to find an empty bottle I can use to do the rest.

Had an awful toothache most of the day, just about froze my face off with an ice pack trying to keep the pain at bay until noon tomorrow.  I'm probably gonna lose my job over it, but when you're only getting 1-2 days a week, maybe that's not a bad thing.

Not really anything else going on in my world. I try to write and nothing comes out.  Did get a new keyboard and it seems like it's easier to type on, for whatever reason.  It has a calculator button on it! YAY!  Joey's been a sparkling turd lately...  spankings aren't working anymore so I gotta figure out some other way to make him listen.  I'm thinking it's either A- he's bored, or B he wants my attention, or C both.  He's had Shin Chan on repeat on dvd for 2 days- I think it's rubbing off on him. I looked over to him mooning me and yelling "ASS DANCE! ASS DANCE!!"  Some days I feel like I am a terrible mother.

Sigh.  Enjoy the art thing.  And I'm gonna leave some Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin fics here, both Erwin/Levi, both seriously good.

Ailes de la Liberté

This one is a WWII AU, with most of the officers (pre Eren and the recruits) part of a resistance operating out of occupied France, in a nightclub like Moulin Rouge.  Levi is the star of the show, Erwin is the leader of the resistance, sparks fly and plot twists are made.

all your demons and desires and dark sides

This one is a modern AU, where the Titans seem to be a terrorist organization specializing in torture.  Erwin is a recently honorably discharged air force commander, who frequents a BDSM club, where Levi is just getting started. This is such a good fic, not just for the properly written S&M scenes, but the psychological aspects each one of them are dealing with respectively.  Their relationship has up and downs because of the things they're dealing with.  I wish she'd update already XD
sonjajade: (Braeda loves Chris)

FMA in Adventure Time style
sonjajade: (fangirl)

View the full size HERE at my deviantart page!  I hope you like it, I only worked on it a little everyday tweaking it once I got it mostly finished!  That Arabic over the door reads:
بسم الله الرحمان الرحيم
Or in phonetic- Bismillah Arrahman Arraheem, which translates to: In the name of Allah, the most gracious, the most merciful.  I thought that would be something like an Ishvalan thing like some Christians have that say "Bless this house and all who enter."  Anyway, I hope you like it, I just couldn't wait to post it any longer!  Have a great birthday weekend!
sonjajade: (fangirl)
As promised, for helping to beta my RK fic!

full size is best as always!
sonjajade: (Hughes perv)
[ profile] gretchen8642wrote an entry to the [ profile] fma_fic_contest community titled "Adonis Burned" and asked if I would do a manip for it, so here it is!  (View at full size, that's always best!)

adonis burned
sonjajade: (Jean Sciezka)

A picture to AWWWWWWWW for! )
LINK to huge full size image!  Do you think the background is too busy?  I tried to find something simple, but there's NOTHING simple.  Lots of sources, lots of cleaning up bad screenshots, lots of actual drawing too.  Crossposted!
sonjajade: (High as a kite)

This was my first shoop mixing the screens I took from Darker Than Black and FMA:B.  I think it turned out fairly well!  The fan on the wall was a photograph from google, Roy's body if from the second episode of DTB, the villain whose payment is arranging those rocks (I forget his damn name!!).  The bonzai tree is from 1st episode and the background is from I think episode 11... it was the first one with Gai and the otaku girl.

Anyways, this is the illustration/shoop for my [ profile] fma_fic_contest  entry "Space Cadet Blues".  Here's the fic in case you missed it!

Title: Space Cadet Blues (Or, Children Sell the Darndest Things!)
Author: Sonja Jade
Series: Brotherhood
Word Count: 997
Rating: T
Character(s): Ed, Ling, Roy, Braeda, Havoc
Summary: Kimblee’s weirdness is just too much for the Tres Amigos.  Goes with the Answer That! stoner series [ profile] seatbeltdrivein   has been writing and I’ve been illustrating.
Warnings: Language, drug use/sale, a little racist (but not in a mean way, and Ling says the things himself)
Author's Notes: I have no excuse for this other than it makes me all sentimental about my youth.  And I guess since SBDI started this, it must give her the same feeling XD


It's um.. Bob. I'm here uh, about the uh... the dandelions. )
sonjajade: (High as a kite)
It's pretty big, so here's the link instead...

Fic can be read here!

Thanks to [ profile] seatbeltdrivein  for fic and inspiration XD
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ROY-BOY!  Thank you Dr. Knox for your generous body donation.  I even put a box of marlboro smooth's in his pocket XDDDD
cut for epic imagry )
sonjajade: (High as a kite)
What stoner doesn't have a pink floyd shirt?? XD


Thank you Sig Curtis for letting me gank your body again.


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