Here's what I sound like right now: "Hullo. My nameb is Stuffy McSinus-Infection. Whend I woke up this morbning I couldn'd breed out my nose because evryding was stobbed up tight. Den I sneezed and lods of blood cambe out."
Seriously, I thought it was just a nosebleed because I've been blowing and honking like a goose around here. No, I made kleenex tampons for my nose and was coughing out the bloody mucous draining down the back of my throat. At one point it looked like ALL blood and no snot. It finally stopped but I feel awful. And fuck work for trying to make me feel bad for not coming in for 2 days. I've been running a fever and coughing with what will eventually be bronchitis and snotting up the place. I even texted a picture of the prescription so they'd see I went to the doctor, that didn't impress them. Whatever. I go in on Sunday, hopefully I will be feeling better by then, but if not, I'll be staying home and they can either fire me or deal with it.
Anyone doing the Bitcoin thing? Walt set it up and we had over $200 worth, so we cashed them in and are fuckin rocking the Christmas lists. Got Joey his tablet, got him some desperately needed pajamas, an Angry Birds game that you don't play on a device, got cliff some awesome Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles Stuff. Christmas is going to be awesome. Stuff has started coming in from our online orders and I've been wrapping them and just squeeing festively. My tree looks stupid but it's alright for now. When stuff goes on clearance after Christmas I might work on it.
half the lights don't work and it's a new string, and I can't find the spare bulbs to try to fix it Just found the spares to the second string, they were still attached to the plug! We're all lit up again!
. My stockings however are great looking, and my yule altar is looking good. In fact, I just got a chalice for it off ebay, it should arriving today or tomorrow.
OMG ice storm! Seriously, did we really NEED a mess like this? People in Louisville freak out when a single flake falls, you can imagine how crazy it was when they heard there would be ice and possible power outages. Thank goodness we still have power and plenty of food.
Had my first dream about Braeda. It was nothing like my headcanon. In it, I met his father, who has deformed hands but a good heart (in contrast to the soulless bastard who knocked up Braeda's mother and left them at the first hint of her pregnancy that I write), and he had 2 brothers, one that was their father's care giver and one that was a real jerk. We were having a big dinner with both of our families, kind of like a summer cookout or something. My father, who has black hair again and holding a baby girl that's about a year old, says something to the effect of "I heard my little girl is sweet on you." I got real embarrassed and walked away because apparently I hadn't even confessed how I felt to him yet. He kinda looked at me and grinned, then told my dad "Well, I'm kinda sweet on her. You raised a fine woman." At some point I run into the jerk brother and he starts trying to come on to me like a creep and then Braeda saves me from him, and we go into this pantry like room and we're doing paperwork of all things. He tells me to unlock some drawer and I was getting confused as to what he wanted me to do with the lock and I said, "I'm sorry, I'm kind of a virgin when it comes to this!" And he laughed at me and replied "C'mon now, you're no virgin!" Then he got up and took the lock out of my hands and set it on the desk there and said "I heard you bought rubbers. Are they open?" I said No, that I was saving them for something special, and he said something like what? and I was going to say "For us..." just as I woke up, and I might have actually said it out loud- thank god Walt wasn't in the room because he would be mad at me for dreaming about an anime character like that and accuse me of cheating. *eyeroll* I tried to go back to sleep but that's when the blood volcano in my face decided to erupt. Now we're full circle!
Had a grocery store steal milk off my WIC card- complained to the company and never heard back from them, not an apology, not a voucher for like $5 free, NOTHING. Never going back there, it's called Price Le$$ Foods. They will fuck you over if you're not careful.
HOLIDAY CARDS!!!! If you want one, please comment at THIS POST
(it's screened) and if you want to send one back just let me know and I'll give you my address. Let me know by the 14th because I'll have stamps and be mailing these out by then.